Ted Lasso Recs: Various Pairings
Jan. 23rd, 2026 08:38 pmu know ur like a son to me
By: shamemanifest
Wordcount: 2,349
Pairing: Ted Lasso/Jamie Tartt (one-sided)
Rating: Teen+
Summary: Jamie Tartt has issues, but he's honestly doing just fine
Offside Offence
By: straydog733
Wordcount: 3,255
Pairing: Trent Crimm/Roy Kent
Rating: Teen+
Summary: It’s not like Cartrick has a lot of fucking choice, in the empty-as-fuck press room, but it still annoys Roy that he starts off with Crimm. There’s no one up here but Cartrick, the Welsh rookie, and him, so of course he’s going to have to answer most of the inane fucking questions and he hates setting the tone with Crimm. It puts a smarmy prick smear over everything that comes after it.
(Roy absolutely isn’t thinking about how it’s been seven months since the last time they fucked. They’ve gone longer than that plenty of times over the last fucking decade, they’ve gone years without touching each other before. So there’s nothing different this time.)
(It absolutely doesn’t matter that the last time was a week before Crimm’s fucking daughter was born.)
wild, kinetic, astonishing
By: earlybloomingparentheses
Wordcount: 3,488
Pairing: Trent Crimm/Roy Kent
Rating: Explicit
Summary: Newcomer Roy Kent is an overhyped, so-called prodigy whose unbridled rage and mediocre talent rendered his Premier League debut a profound disappointment.
It had been a lie. Almost twenty years since and Trent still remembers. Roy Kent had indeed been full of unbridled rage, but even to Trent’s young, cocky, hyper-critical eye, there was no way he could fairly be called mediocre. Not then. Not ever.
jersey number 6
By: majolination
Wordcount: 1,304
Pairing: Roy Kent/Rebecca Welton
Rating: Explicit
Summary: "But of course Roy Kent is sitting at the other end of the bar she just ordered at. He’s here, he’s there, he’s every-fucking-where. It would be funny if she weren't feeling so empty."
shake me from complacency
By: superangsty
Wordcount: 7,911
Pairing: Trent Crimm/Ted Lasso, Trent Crimm/Roy Kent
Rating: Teen+
Summary: “Might’ve been more fun to hate you from the opposite end of a pitch than the other side of an article, Crimm.”
Trent gets laid, falls in love, and remembers that football is meant to be fun. Just not quite in that order.
matters of the heart
By: trentcrimminallybeautiful
Wordcount: 18,961
Pairing: Trent/Ted, Trent/Roy, Trent/Ex-Wife, Trent/OCs
Rating: Explicit
Summary: 5 times someone had sex with Trent Crimm and it made him feel worse, and 1 time it actually felt good.
By: shamemanifest
Wordcount: 2,349
Pairing: Ted Lasso/Jamie Tartt (one-sided)
Rating: Teen+
Summary: Jamie Tartt has issues, but he's honestly doing just fine
Offside Offence
By: straydog733
Wordcount: 3,255
Pairing: Trent Crimm/Roy Kent
Rating: Teen+
Summary: It’s not like Cartrick has a lot of fucking choice, in the empty-as-fuck press room, but it still annoys Roy that he starts off with Crimm. There’s no one up here but Cartrick, the Welsh rookie, and him, so of course he’s going to have to answer most of the inane fucking questions and he hates setting the tone with Crimm. It puts a smarmy prick smear over everything that comes after it.
(Roy absolutely isn’t thinking about how it’s been seven months since the last time they fucked. They’ve gone longer than that plenty of times over the last fucking decade, they’ve gone years without touching each other before. So there’s nothing different this time.)
(It absolutely doesn’t matter that the last time was a week before Crimm’s fucking daughter was born.)
wild, kinetic, astonishing
By: earlybloomingparentheses
Wordcount: 3,488
Pairing: Trent Crimm/Roy Kent
Rating: Explicit
Summary: Newcomer Roy Kent is an overhyped, so-called prodigy whose unbridled rage and mediocre talent rendered his Premier League debut a profound disappointment.
It had been a lie. Almost twenty years since and Trent still remembers. Roy Kent had indeed been full of unbridled rage, but even to Trent’s young, cocky, hyper-critical eye, there was no way he could fairly be called mediocre. Not then. Not ever.
jersey number 6
By: majolination
Wordcount: 1,304
Pairing: Roy Kent/Rebecca Welton
Rating: Explicit
Summary: "But of course Roy Kent is sitting at the other end of the bar she just ordered at. He’s here, he’s there, he’s every-fucking-where. It would be funny if she weren't feeling so empty."
shake me from complacency
By: superangsty
Wordcount: 7,911
Pairing: Trent Crimm/Ted Lasso, Trent Crimm/Roy Kent
Rating: Teen+
Summary: “Might’ve been more fun to hate you from the opposite end of a pitch than the other side of an article, Crimm.”
Trent gets laid, falls in love, and remembers that football is meant to be fun. Just not quite in that order.
matters of the heart
By: trentcrimminallybeautiful
Wordcount: 18,961
Pairing: Trent/Ted, Trent/Roy, Trent/Ex-Wife, Trent/OCs
Rating: Explicit
Summary: 5 times someone had sex with Trent Crimm and it made him feel worse, and 1 time it actually felt good.